HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
danish tv is the best thing ever
What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he…
Sea world should be wiped the fuck out
Seaworld, zoos, circuses
Always reblog, spread the message.
Actually many zoos are very important for environmental education, conservation, and rehab. Sea world and circus’s are shitty organizations that profit off of the animals they treat like tourist attractions instead of living creatures.
Want a $20 Steam gift card? I don’t, so I’m giving it away.
You can like or reblog, I don’t care. Please don’t spam with reblogs. I also don’t care if you follow me or not. The giveaway ends on August 31. I’ll pick the winner on Labor Day. The winner can remain anonymous or be public, whatever works for you. Good luck.
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"